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Two hours of cruel and unusual punishment . The zero-star rating may be too kind – Peter Travers, Rolling Stones.
There are unintentional laughs in the plodding, clunky story, but the biggest laugh is the one this series has had on the audience for three movies. – Adam Graham, Detroit News.
Might as well be called ”So I Married a Sociopath” – Katie Walsh, Tribune.
There’s plenty of artfully-lit airbrushed sex — and unintended guffaws — for those with a taste for midnight-movie-style chewy badness. Otherwise, the safe word should be ”avoid.” – Brian Lowry, CNN.
Finally, we are freed of this franchise. – Max Weiss, Baltimore Magazine.
If you go to see this movie because you want to watch people have sex, I have this thing I want to tell you about called ’internet pornography.’ – Matt Singer, Screen Crush.
Tie me up, tie me down, make me watch bad films. Just no more ”Fifty Shades,” please. – Stephen Witty, New York Daily News.
Seriously, is this the best we can offer adults who don’t want to watch Marvel movies? – Jordan Mintzer, Hollywood Reporter.
Now that it’s finished, let us never speak of it again. – by Mark Dujsik, Mark Reviews Movies.
Naked. Handcuffs. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. – Christian Toto, Hollywood in Toto.
Marginally better than its predecessor, Fifty Shades Darker, in much the same way that being shot through the head is better than being guillotined; at the very least, there’s not all that blinking and wondering where your body has gone. – Travis Johnson, FilmInk.
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