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Mats Karlsson

9 februari 2018 | 19:00

11 brutala sågningar av "Fifty Shades Freed"

"Tie me up, tie me down, make me watch bad films. Just no more Fifty Shades, please."
Sågningar brukar alltid ta fram den mest kreativa sidan hos filmkritiker och många av recensionerna av "Fifty Shades Freed" placeras definitivt i den kategorin. Läs, häpnas och bli underhållen. Behöver jag varna för att brutala ord nämns i denna text? Nej, tänkte väl inte det.
 
För att kvickheterna verkligen ska nå fram helt onyanserade, skippar jag översättningen.
 
Two hours of cruel and unusual punishment . The zero-star rating may be too kind - Peter Travers, Rolling Stones.
 
There are unintentional laughs in the plodding, clunky story, but the biggest laugh is the one this series has had on the audience for three movies. - Adam Graham, Detroit News.
 
Might as well be called "So I Married a Sociopath" - Katie Walsh, Tribune.
 
There's plenty of artfully-lit airbrushed sex -- and unintended guffaws -- for those with a taste for midnight-movie-style chewy badness. Otherwise, the safe word should be "avoid." - Brian Lowry, CNN.
 
Finally, we are freed of this franchise. - Max Weiss, Baltimore Magazine.
 
If you go to see this movie because you want to watch people have sex, I have this thing I want to tell you about called 'internet pornography.' - Matt Singer, Screen Crush.
 
Tie me up, tie me down, make me watch bad films. Just no more "Fifty Shades," please. - Stephen Witty, New York Daily News.
 
Seriously, is this the best we can offer adults who don't want to watch Marvel movies? - Jordan Mintzer, Hollywood Reporter.
 
Now that it's finished, let us never speak of it again. - by Mark Dujsik, Mark Reviews Movies.
 
Naked. Handcuffs. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. - Christian Toto, Hollywood in Toto.
 
Marginally better than its predecessor, Fifty Shades Darker, in much the same way that being shot through the head is better than being guillotined; at the very least, there’s not all that blinking and wondering where your body has gone. - Travis Johnson, FilmInk.
 
Även MovieZine har en skön sågning eller vad sägs om följande: En snygg bil som figurerar i ett antal scener har mer personlighet än samtliga karaktärer tillsammans, vilket inte helt osökt är ett stort problem.
 
 
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| 9 februari 2018 19:00 |